What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:18
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
Has your wife made you a cuckold?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
What are some disadvantages of living in rural areas? What are the advantages?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What are some difficulties in a JEE aspirant's life?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
-”She is very sexyful!”
What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
Moonraker
Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?